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The Perfect Movie That Isn’t All That Good
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Setting the scene It’s 11 at night on a Wednesday. You’re at Walmart looking for a replacement cable for your Xbox, but forgot that the electronics section closes at 10. In the middle of the aisle outside of the electronics section, there is a $1 DVD bin. Having a look you see some of your favorites; Bill and Ted, Wedding Crashers, and Wayne’s World 2. But what’s that under Police Story 4? It’s Short Circuits! (I mean Short Circuit!) You feel like you might have seen it before but can’t…Check It »
Salt, Heat and Bantha Meat
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My travels have taken me many places in this galaxy. I’ve traveled to the steppe planets of the Orendo system to sink my teeth into the freshest nerf steak that you’ll ever find. The forest moon of Endor where I braved the cannibal Ewoks to have a taste of the fungal delicacy that the locals refer to only as ‘endadja’ translated only as ‘eat this’. But this past week I had the opportunity to reach much much farther into the mysteries of our galaxies vast cuisine. The story of most…Check It »